Saurabh Wishes Collection - Page 19

Why was Phillip''s girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

Don''t piss me off! I''m running out of places to hide the bodies.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!! He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby''s daddy was Jimmy...and I still see Johnny on Fridays...."

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will give them to you.

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too...

Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway.

Never let a man's mind wander,


It's too little to be out on it's own!!!!

How do you keep a blonde busy all day?


Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

Hw do U kp an idiot amused?


W@ch ths message until it goes away!

You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

Petrol ke daam badne par sardar bola:
"Mainu koi phark nahi parta, pahle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka hi bharwata hoon!"

Sharaab bani to maikhane bane,
husn bana to deewane bane.
Kuchh to baat hai aap mein bhi,
yun hi to nahi pagalkhane bane.

This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!