Saurabh Wishes Collection - Page 10

The rose speaks of love silently, in a language known only to the heart.

What is the main thing in love? to know and to hide. To know about the one you love and to hide that you love. At times the hiding (shame) overpowers the knowing (passion). The passion for the hidden -- the passion for the revealed.

Every man loves what he is good at.

Don''t flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become.

I have loved to the point of madness;
That which is called madness,
That which to me,
Is the only sensible way to love.

As sweet and musical As bright Apollo’s lute, strung with his hair;And when Love speaks, the voice of all the godsMakes heaven drowsy with the harmony.

What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have?
Baby reindeer.

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it''s not so hot.

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don''t know son, I''m still paying for it.

WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
BOO-BEE

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

You so short you have to look up to look down.

I still remember the first time we kissed ... I mean really kissed. It was amazing and wonderful and my knees went weak and I felt like I couldn''t breathe. And now, when he really kisses me ... I still feel the same way.

Hug me when I''m there, miss me when I''m not, kiss me every day, and love me for all eternity.

Kissing anybody is fun, but being kissed by the one you love is something you''ll not forget.

Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer.

My life is an indivisible whole, and all my attitudes run into one another; and they all have their rise in my insatiable love for mankind.

Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible -- it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.

The stolen kisses are always the sweetest.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?
He smashed his his nose.

why''d the monkey fall outta the tree?
''cause he was dead...
why''d the other monkey fall outta the tree?
''cause he was dead too...
why''d the third monkey fall outta the tree?
peer pressure...

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None, it should be open when she brings it to him.

Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you''re not quite sure why.

Tommy says to the teacher "Miss. would you ever punish me for something i didn''t do?"
The teacher replies "No, Tommy of course not"
"Good cause i didn''t do my homework!"

How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler !!

Missing you can turn from pain to pleasure if I knew you were missing me too.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

Love can never grow old,
Locks may lose their brown and gold,
Cheeks may fade and hollow grow,
But the hearts that love will know
Never winter''s frost and chill,
Summer''s warmth is in them still.

Promise me you''ll never forget me because if I thought you would I''d never leave!!