Mansi Wishes Collection - Page 10

Whoever said, ''A kiss is just a kiss,'' never kissed you.

Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I''ve always had time to teach them.

Your kiss came as a suprise, something remarkable, something sensational. You unlocked my sealed lips, and I would allow you to do it again.

Love is neat; love is sweet; when two lips meet, love is complete.

My first thoughts are that I should not let people down, that I should support them and love them.

Where does the one legged waitress work?
The Ihop

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.
A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"
He says a fireman!
You break the glass, pull the knob and I''ll cum as fast as I can.

How do you catch an elephant?
First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take a loadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!

Q: How do you get a one-handed idiot out of a tree?
A: Wave!

If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.

The best way to know God is to love
many things....

What greater thing is there for two human souls
than to feel that they are joined together to strengthen each other in all labour,
to minister to each other in all sorrow,
to share with each other in all gladness,
to be one with each other in the silent unspoken memories?

I don''t care what is written about me as long as it isn''t true.

Friendship does not need everyday conversation,
Does not always need togetherness,
If the relation is in the heart,
A true friend never goes apart.

Nothing is to say nothing is to wish....where u live u live happy this is my pray!

1. Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
2. Did you hear about the deaf sheepherder who gathered his flock and heard?

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn''t worry me, I''m a horse!"
Submitted by: Michael Trew Man: How can you tell if a man is happy?

I haven''t spoken to my wife in years. I didn''t want to interrupt her.

The only true gift is a portion of yourself.

Life is a journey where u meet many people on D way...Sum may cum near & sum may not,But Never B emotionally Involved, U never Knw Wen U hav 2 walk alone....

Don"t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a
thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning
of a new month or year.

I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5
if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid

Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.

kisi ko itna na chao k bhola na sakoo ........
yahan mizaj badalty hain mousamoon ki tarhan

Hushn walon ki gali mein gujarna nehin, Jahar kha lena magar Dil lagana nehin, Hushn wale bahut nazuk hote hein, DIL lagake Dil tod dete hein.

Sanson se pyari yaadein hai aap ki,
Dhadkan se pyari baatein hain aap ki,
aap ko yakin ho na ho par,
Is Zindagi se pyari DOSTI hai aap ki....!