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Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
julia roberts
has a sexy smile,
drew barymor
has sexy eyes,
jenifer lopez
has sexy butt,
U,
u have a $eXY
SeNDeR!
DAMN u r lucky
Banta gave matrimonial ad 4 his daughter who was working at call centre."wanted suitable match for sukhvindar kaur who is patiala''s highest paid call girl".
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I''ve found a man just like father!"
Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?"
"Talking once with a Genius is equal 2 the Knowledge of reading books for 1 month" is a chinese proverb.So feel free 2 call me any time....
Dont work too hard to give yourself the best of everything, instead make a greater effort to give GOD the best of yourself.
Tajmahal kya hai useebhi accha banwaa denge...
Tajmahal kya hai useebhi accha banwaa denge...
Mumtaz to mar ke gari thi tuje zinda garwa denge...
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga! sawal ka jawab yes or no
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I''m sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.
There''s a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.
A lover may make you realise how wonderful the world is, but it''s a friend... who makes you realise how wonderful you are to the world....
Before marrige: Roses r red.
sky is blue.
u r beautiful.
I love u.
After marrige: Roses r dead.
I am blue.
u r my headache.
one day i kill u.
Santa: Das meri tokri vich ki hai ta sare Eggs tere,je tu dasde kine ta 8 de 8 tere,te je tu dasde kis Janwar de ne ta o Murgi v teri Banta:Koi Hint ta de!
Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?ek ladki jo pyaar de,jo acha khana banaye,jo paise kamaye-aur aisa naseeb k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se na mil paye.
Phases of man
before finding his love - spiderman
after finding his love - superman
after engagement - gentleman
after marriage - watchman...!!!
Banta was moving around in a market with a parrot on his shoulder.A passerby asked, Yeh Ajooba Kidhar Se Laya"
PARROT replied "PUNJAB SE!"
When a Msg is sent from Distance...
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart...
Good night!
Days ContinuoS TO PaaS,
StaR ContinuoS to ShinE,
WhY ShuD I BrinG TearS IN MY EyeS,
WheN ShE WaS NeveR MinE....
Meri Taraf se APKO 1 "PAPPI"
Aapki Saheli ko 1"PAPPI"
Saheli Ki Saheli ko bhi 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj Hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko Janam Diya!
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day....
Mäy thé yèär 2005,
bring fòr ü, SUCCESS,
GOODTIMES,HÄPPINESS...
änd be fillèd wid PEÄCÉ,
HÖPE & TÖGETHÉRNESS,
öf ùr fämily & frènds.....
Wìshing u a HÄPPY NÉW YÉÄR!!