Ashish Wishes Collection - Page 17

c",) NEVER!
i''m here 4eva!

Pyaar zindagi ki tarha hota hai,
Jiska her mod aasan nahin hota,
Her raste per khushi nahin milti,
Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chodte,
To hum pyaar karna kyon chodein..." "

Tanhaiyo se nahi ham mehfil se darte hai,
Duniya se nahi hum khud se hi darte hai,
yun to bahot kuch khoya hai humne,
na jane kyon unhe khone se darte hai..

Na Chahat hai sitaro ki! Na tammana hai nazaron ki! Bas aap jiasa Dost miljaye to kya jarurat hai Hazaron ki!

Kahi Unkahi Batoon ki ada hai Dosti
Har Ranjho gam ki dava hai dosti
Zameen par kami hai pujne walo ki
Varna is zameen par khuda hai Dosti.

Suraj se kaho chamakana chod de,
sitaro se kaho timtimana chode do,
Tum milne nahi aasakte ho to,
apni yado se kaho ki yun satana chod de.

Dosti karo to dhokha mat dena..Doston ko aansuon ka thofa mat dena...Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke, aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena...

Always remember you''re unique - just like everyone else.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

You''re about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

Yo mama''s so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!!

God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

A gun can kill some1.fire can burn some1.wind can chill.anger can rage till it tearz u apart.but da power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

There Were Times You Make Me Cry... Looking 4 A Reason Why... There Were Times You Make Me Fly...Stay With Me Until I Die...Stay With Me...