Krishna Wishes Collection - Page 16

Wife to husband:darling tumhe pata hai,swarg main husband aur wife ko eksath nahi rehne dete.Husband:isiliye toh use swarg kehte hai.

Sincere apology If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, or if any of my msgs disturb u, thn plz donot hesitate, feel free to.....throw ur mobile.

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u''l always b A FRND OF MINE!

Kya aap...
Close Up
karte hai...?
Kya aap Confidence
se Chalte hai...!
Kya aap Penalty
Bharte hai...!
"MoBile "k
bill se
darte hai...!
To aap
sMs Kyo nahi
karte hai?

Pathar ki is duniya me aksar kwab toot jaya karate hain.Palako bhi sambhal ke band karana..palako ke peechhe sapane bhi toot jaaya karate hain.

If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.

Ajanabi galiyo se hum gujra nahi karte, dard dil liya aur diya nahi karte, yeh dard ka rista sirf tumse hai, warna itne sms hum kisiko kiya nahi karte..

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Just to say good morning

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By any Measure You are SPECIAL! GOD Made U one Such PERSON! Don’t let Anything ever change you.

Mana ki Pyaar ka pehla akchar adhura hai,Lekin P ko nikal do to Yaar reh jata hai.Aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se bhi Pyaar ho jata hai....

Aaj ujaali ki kiran kho gayi
zindagi veraan se ho gayi,
gaye woh din
jab humne unse umeed rakha
Aaj yeh khoob ho gaya
ki humain mohabbat se nafrat ho gayi

What''s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

I wonder what our children will look like.

When u get thiz SMS , Send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
now keep Guessing y i send it to u ;) !!

I''m not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger - old proverb.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!

Friend: I've just come back from the Beauticians
You: Pity it was closed...

A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he is flying, and about flying when he is with a woman.

"Doctor, My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yes, I shaved with the electric razor."