Lokesh Wishes Collection - Page 15

Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for selfish.

Hey, Good Morning! Rise and shine!
As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun,
I wish that you would be well and fine.

Red Leather Yellow Leather Red Leather Yellow Leather Red Leather Yellow Leather....

Aly ate an apple after Adam ate an Ape

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ''Free Delivery''

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

hum bhi tumse khafaho nahin sakte,vaada kia hai to bevefa ho nahin sakte,ap
bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,magar hum apko yad kiye binaso nahin sakte..

Qyamt ke din

jab farishte ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho.sab ne apne gunah likhe,



"k achanak aap ki awaz aai .!
XTRA SHEET.

Je tu cheez hoven tera mull pawa ! Tere badle main takdi ch tull janwa! Mainu soch ke je tu has pawen tan main zindgi ch rona bhull jaawan.

Ek c Raja.....

Ek c Rani......

Dono mar gye,khatm khani.




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thalle hun ki dead bodies lab rahe ho.

Do ordinary 4 GOD,He will do extraordinary 4 U.Do natural 4 GOD,He will do supernatural 4 U.Do possible 4 GOD,He''ll do wat is impossible 4 U. Gudmrng...

U stole
My Memories.i
Excused
U!
U stole
My Laugh.i
Excused
U!
U stole
My smile.i
Excused
U!

Bt
Dis is
2 much
Mere doggy ki plate wapas karo.....

We''re not too close in distance. We''re not too near in mile. But text can still touch our hearts & thoughts can bring us smiles. . . .
GUDMORNING. . . .

Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don''t make friends bfore understanding & don''t break a friendship after misunderstanding

If yesterday didn''t end up the way you planned, don’t loose hope. Just remember, God created today for you to start again. The best is yet to come! GUD MORNING!

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

They say..''as long as someone cares for u,LIFE isnt a waste. So whn things go terribly wrong and u feel like giving up... Please remember.. "I DO CARE..!

Is your name Gillette? ...coz you''re the best a man can get.

Doctor''s advice: eat breakfast regularly, drink plenty of water, take your vitamin C, and text me three times a day. Good a.m.

God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen, we may never understand His wisdom but we simply have 2 trust His will. God bless you all the way.

T Japanese hv banned all animal movements after discovering droppings in T Bdding in 2kyo.
Ty Blieve it could B a case of Fu2n Mouse.

On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

“Chacho’s Chicken. Good people good food.”
- sign in a town of cannibals from “The X Files” in “Our Town”

The world doesn’t need more mountain 2 climb, more seas 2 cross, more stars 2 shine, what the world needs is more of U and UR smile. Happy Valentine Day.

Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu