Agha Wishes Collection - Page 14

khuda ne kaha tu dosti mat kar tu kahin kho jayega, mene kaha ae khuda tu bhi mere dost se mil tu bhi FANAH ho jayega

Zubaan pe naam late hain aankho se aansoo chalak jate hai.Kabhi hazaron sms kiya karte the,Aaj ek sms ke liye taras jate hai.

Jabse nazre mili aapse hume kuch ho gaya, Ratoon ki neend gaye, Din ka chain gaya, Hume aapse pyar nahi CONJUCTIVITIES ho gaya hai.

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Tere husn ki tareef karne wale lakhon hai sahi, Hamare alfaaz bhi kuch gairon se kam nahi.......

SARDAR NE BIWI SEY POOCHA
AAJ THO CHICKEN BAHUTH
TASTY HAI.. KUCH KHAS
MASALA LAGAYA KYA?

BIWI: KUCH NAHI THODI SA
JAL GAYA THA... ISLIYE
BURNOL CREAM LAGAYA...

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Suno gaur se pepsi waalon..
Buri nazar na coke pe daalo..
chahe jitna mountain dew pila lo..
sabse aage hoga neembu paani.. neembu paani..

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I JUST WIPED MY ARSE ON YOUR SCREEN!

Barsenge Barsenge
Kal Phir SMS barsenge
Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke Khatir
Hum Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge.

apun dono ka dosti ek dam jakkas hona mangta........
jakkas bole tu.......
apun hera tu moti......
apun sabzi tu rote.....
apun pani tu tanki......
apun tarzen tu monkey.....

Kasur na unka hai na mera,
Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein

Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?

Friends are like Street Lights along d road.They dont make the distance any shorter,bt they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile. Have a nice day and tc.

Dil main basa hay piar tera,
Aankhoon main basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab bhi yaad aati hai teri,
Hum deekhtay hain “tom and jerry”.

Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life ?" kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!

when clouds break rain falls. when coconut break water falls. when love break tears falss but when friendship break life falls so never break friendship.

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!

Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke naam pe dede BABA:-D

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Tanhaiyon se nahi,hum mehfil se darte hain.duniya se nahi hum khud se darte hain.yun to boht kuch khoya hai humne,najane kyun apko khone se darte hain...

Sab kehte hein achhe log mar kar sitare ban jate hein, magar sach to yeh hai achhe sitare toot kar aap jaise dost ban jate hain...

Andy ran from the Andes to the Indes in his undies.

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai!

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