Agha Wishes Collection - Page 9

One man''s justice is another''s injustice; one man''s beauty another''s ugliness; one man''s wisdom another''s folly.

Turn your wounds into wisdom.

There is a wisdom of the head, and a wisdom of the heart.

A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.

Forget your woes when you see your friend.

Live with passion.

The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it.

All the beautiful sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action.

What''s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you don''t need love when you do; or you like your work when you know quite well you''re capable of better.

For where there is true love, a man is neither out of measure lifted up by prosperity, nor cast down by mishap; whether you give or take away from him, so long as he keeps his beloved, he has a spring of inward peace. Thus, even though thy outward man grieve, or weep downright, that may well be borne, if only thy inner man remain at peace, perfectly content with the will of God.

From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.

I love you - those three words have my life in them.

Love sets aside the decorating to kiss the husband.

Santa Claus is a jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still
being able to say, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
My friend, Rick, is a paramedic here in Miami. A few years ago he answered a call about a man who had a head injury he got when some teenagers were throwing eggs at cars. It seems that the egg had come through the open window of the man''s car as he was driving at about 45 mph. He had a large swelling on his forehead. In the official report, Rick described the incident as an "egg-noggin".

Sometimes I get the feeling that if Christmas, Father''s Day
and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist!

Girls think
boys are fit.
Boys think
girls are sexy.
But don''t worry...
I''m sure science
will come up
with something
to help you.

Like a fallen star u fell into my life,
u made me smile wen thingz werent rite.
If hugz were water id send u the sea n sail
away 4eva jus u n me.

I have a great diet. You are allowed to eat anything you want. But you must eat it with naked fat people.

The kisses you put on my forehead when you thought I was off dreaming in a sleep, those are the ones that mean the most, for you did it because you wanted to, not because you felt you had to.

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as a cannon, but it''s echo lasts a great deal longer.

I know that I can give love for a minute, for half an hour; for a day, for a month, but I can give and I''m very happy to do that and I want to do that.

If there is any country on earth where the course of true love may be expected to run smooth, it is America.

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle? If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.

A group of chess players were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?", they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can''t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.