Agha Wishes Collection - Page 10

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you have to give since you''ve already given him your love.

"Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go"

A light supper, a good night''s sleep, and a fine morning have often made a hero of the same man who, by indigestion, a restless night, and a rainy morning would have proved a coward

Mesmerize me in ur tender lovin care,
Staring in the eyes of sum-one so rare,
Dat special feeling i cant bear,
Weneva u want me il owez b dere.

A friend is one who sees ur first drop of tear,Catches the second,Stops the third & turns the fourth into a Smile!!!MY FRIEND ALWAYZZZ Keep Smiling.....

Any one can play these roles in his/her life:
Baby role: 0 to 3 years.
Child role: 3 to 15 years.
Young role: 15 to 25 years.
Parent role: 25 to 60 years.
Grand parent role: 60 to 100 years.
BUT
Everyone can play the one and only role for lifelong is FRIEND role.

Thousands of friends i make, Everyones hands i shake. But real friends are few and The best of them is YOU....

It's a lovely msg to a lovely person from a lovely friend on a lovely reason at lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely style to say u good night.

Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it''s hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"

Patient: Doctor! You''ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I''m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

chand ko dhekte rahe ,magar didar na karsake,
tumse pyar karte hai magar izhaar na kar sakhe....,

If anyone ever asks me what the statement Life is beutifulmeant to me, I would just put my arm around your shoulder, hold you close to me and say This is it!!!

I was asked about Newton"s law and I said I don"t know. I was
questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn"t sure if
it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the
only answer I can think of, is you.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly
"Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

If a raindrop would mean ... I love you
and you would ask me how much I love you,
i bet you that it would rain all day

"A bell''s not a bell ''til you ring it A song''s not a song ''til you sing it Love in your heart wasn''t put there to stay Love isn''t love ''til you give it away!"

When I say good morning, it means I''m thinking of you. When I say take care, it means I care for you. When I say ang cute mo, antok lang ako. Tulog na ko.

Life''s short. If you don''t look around once in a while, you might miss it.

No matter how much u had done for me, i always nevers see it & im terribly sorry now, but can u understand
that its all because love is blind, and im blinded by you

Let me start by saying that I thank to Allah every night since I found you. You came into my life when
everything seemed so dark but you provided the light to find my way. I''ve never been so certain of anything
in my life like I am of us. You have totally changed my outlook in life and I thank you for that. I feel as if I''m
walking over clouds just thinking about you. You make my life complete. I know you''ve said we could do
foolish things

MAN: Boy, wats ur dad''s name?
BOY: His name is LAUGHING.
MAN: And ur mother''s name?
BOY: SMILING.
MAN: You must b kidding?
BOY: No, thats my brother , I''m JOKING!!!!

Look under your bed,maybe in ur head, for there i''ll plant lot of something called forget me not, here''s a most loving kiss coz you are the only one i miss,l

Chuum kar tasvir teri hum dil ko samjhane lage,
Phool khilte nahi sabhi chaman mein
Ishliye hum kanton se dil lagane lage.

tum ko dekha....
tum ko dekha....
tum ko dekha....
toh yeh khayal aaya,
paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.....

You might regret what you do- but you''ll you regret what you don''t do SO much more

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.