Sachin Wishes Collection - Page 11

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I''m the one who must dig his grave.

Man said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man --- So that you will love them.
Man said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man --- So that they will love you.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Knock, knock.
Who''s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who''s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who''s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who''s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn''t say banana?

(answer is invariably-) "Stop!"
"What, at a GREEN light?"
Submitted by Karen
There is a California dude going through a desert. He''s wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his walkman. He''s having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. He stops the Arabs and ask them cheerfully: "Hey dudes how far is the sea?" They look at each other and say: "Two thousand miles!" And he says: "Wow what a cool beach!!!"

What does Sachin love flying?
- his middle stump.

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.

Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Immature love says, ''I love you because I need you.'' Mature love says, ''I need you because I love you.''

Eid is Meaning of Love.
I Wish it just for U....
Ur Vision is my Eid So....
Eid Mubarak.

Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao,
kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar bhi toote
use pirona hi padta hai..

Between the thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows, there''s only one today and I wouldn''t let this day pass without saying this to you - ang cute ko, grabe!

A politician will do anything to keep his job even become a patriot.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Friends are the sunshine of life.

kal shab tera khayal bari dertak raha dil dardse nidhal bari der tak raha
milnay ko jo ghari thi wo arzi rahi khonay ka per malal bari dertak raha
hnoton se ik harf e muhabat ada hua
aur gul rang uska gaal bari der tak raha

Rose are waiting for hours, need one touch of yours, my life is like a rose. need one love dose flowers grows with love & sunshine, &i''ll live till you remain mine.

True LOVE doesn''t have a happy ending, dat''s Bcoz true love doesn''t have an ending….

Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****

What is a free gift? Aren''t all gifts free?

I''d climb the highest mountain. I''d swim the ocean blue. I''d do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.

Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking.

SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

KBC me mujh se pucha gaya ke world ka sabse bada Ullu kaun? main ne 1 crore thukradiya per tumhara naam nahi liye kiun ke apni friendship to …….!!!

Jis tarah LOHA, Lohe ko kaat ta hai;
Jis tarah JAHER, Jaher ko kaat ta hai;
Jis tarah HEERA, Heera ko kaat ta hai;
Theek ushi tarah dekha mere dost, ek din tujhe bhi kutta katega.

NOBODY wants U
NOBODY Loves U
NOBODY misses U
NOBODY needs U
NOBODY cares about U
NOBODY makes U happy,
Don t Cry My Name is NOBODY Read it Now!

Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!