Sachin Wishes Collection - Page 10

One meaning of "LOVE"
L= Life
O= Observe
V= variety
E= Enjoy

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A woman walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"

How do you make a blonde''s eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...

A kiss is love, said simple yet plain, hopefully meant and not given in vain.

To be among people one loves, that''s sufficient; to dream, to speak to them, to be silent among them, to think of indifferent things; but among them, everything is equal.

Naturally, love''s the most distant possibility.

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

Those that embrace the entire universe with love, for the most part love nothing, but their narrow selves.

Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love.

WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
BOO-BEE

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
It''s ass.

Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.

Q. What do you call a leper in a bath?
A. Soup!

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile. Love is waking up smiling about the one you dream of."

"Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the gods."

"True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away."

Lyf is not worth livin
until u hav some1 2 die 4...
nd lyf is not worth dyin 1ce
u hav some1 to live 4..
strange but true...

I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.

My day won''t certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn''t sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

As u open ur eyes, ill be thinking of u. As u begin a new day, ill be prayin 4u. As u face problems, ill be just beside u. Remember ill be with u 4 ever.......

''CRY'' is a love detecter.
When some1 makes u cry, it shows how much u love them
And how much their relationship means to u..

U may meEt ppL beTta deN me,
fuNnieR deN mE,
moRe loVely deN me,
buT thiNg i caN saY to U,
i wiLL alwAys be heRe wheN deY aLL leAve u..

smile make flowers alive
sing make birds alive
open urs eyes make sun alive
hum make statue alive
keep urs lips on my heart
...to make me alive.

if ur asking if id hurt u, the answer is never. .if ur asking if i love u,the answer is 4ever.if ur asking if i want u,the answer is i do.if ur asking wot i value most, the answer is u.

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close your eyes.hug the air.listen 2ur heart beat.im ther in front of u,hugging u back,listining to our hearts beat as 1,i <3 U

just lookinng at you I got contact dear, u know Why? cause you consists of something dat fireup my heart...dig wat daT.All eyez on you especially mine.I luv you 2 da fullest.

There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.