Gaurav Wishes Collection - Page 14

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

Jaan kar bhi tum mujhe Jan nahi PAYE.
Aaj tak tum mujhe pehchan nahi PAYE
Khud hi ki hai bewafaai humne,
Taki tujh pe koi ILZAAM Na aye.

zindagi muhtaj nahi manziloN ki,
waqt har manzil dikha deta hai,
marta nahi koi kisi se juda hokar,
waqt sabko jeena shikha deta hai!!!

khuli rahe aakhein marne ke baad bhi,
aadth jo hogayi thi tere intezar ki.

KOI ITNA CHAHE TO BATANA,
KOI ITNNE NAAZ TUMHARE UTHAYE TO BATANA,
DOSTI TO HARKOI KAR LE GA TUM SE,
KOI HAMARI TARHAN NIBHAYE TO BATANA

Who"s hot Its u, Who"s charming Its u, Who"s sweetest Its u, Who"s smart Its u, Who"s dearest of milions Its u, zyada UDO mat yeMSG mujhe AAYA tha.

Nvr walk away from true frndship.
Wen u see some faults,be patient and realize that nobody is perfect.
I m not perfect,
but I can always be a true frnd!.

Aisi dosti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har safar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi dosti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein mile

Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

If u find a friend
better
than me



Go ahead
I won''t stop u



But when that
person leaves u,
Look behind



I''LL b there,




2 slap U
& say
"HOGAI TASALLI?"

Unique New York....Unique New York.....Unique New York.....

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale, tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe, hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho , hum chahe rahe ya na rahe..

Meri Tabiyat theek nahin thi... Dr. ko dikhaaya,
Dr. ne kaha,"kissi kanjus
ko msg karo,Theek ho jaaoge." ab acha lag raha hai !

Dil jab toot''ta hai to aawaz nhi aati,
Har kisi ko dosti raas nhi aati.
Yeh to apne apne nasib ki baat hai,
Koi bhoolta hi nhi aur kisi ko yaad hi nhi aati.

Every tear is a sign of brokeness,
every silence is a sign of lonliness,
every smile is a sign of fondness,
every sms is a sign of rememberance.

Haryanvi Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl. Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya? Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe? Poori cycle maar di ib ghanti alag se maru ke.

Itz tHE mönth of cÄkEs N cÄndlEs.. snöw N songs.. cÉlEbrations N dEcorÄtions.. LaughtEr N LövE.. Itz DEcEmbEr! Wishing u a LövEly n fun-filled
"season"

"G"o_to_bed
"O"ff_d_light
"O"ut_of_tension
"D"reams_come
"N"ice_sleep
"I"gnore_worries
"G"et_up_earlier
"H"ave_nice_thought
"T"hank_the_GOD.
GOOD NIGHT...

Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.