Gaurav Wishes Collection - Page 16

He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

You Nose so damn big that we use yer snotters as Footballs.

Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.

There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they''d be happier if we let them go. 

There are thousands of roses on this world, even if I gave you every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I love you!

Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.

I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!

An stronomer was watching the sky with his telescope. A sardar was watching him. Suddely a star falls. Seeing that the sardar shouted - Kya nishana lagaya hai!!!.

Getting married is like dinning with friends; you see menu, order what you want, then see what your friends have ordered and wish you had ordered that instead.

Two Sikh solders capture to a Pakistani, gave him a dice & say, "If u throw 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill u." Pakistani asks "what if I get a 6?" Then u throw again.

Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

I do not think much, i do not think often, but when I think, I think of you!

The rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart.

This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.