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I''ve got some eployees who have been around here so long they can remember the Dead Sea before it got sick.
What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?
The whore says, "Aren''t you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I''ll paint the celling beige..."
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can''t eat it.
Dream on do in pursuit of your dream. The dunes are changed by the wind but the desert never changes That''s the way it will be with our love for each other. If I am part of your dream you''ll come back one day.
aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***
do u know pakistan means...no! ok i m gonna tell you
P=perfect
A=aimitious
K=kool
I=islamic
S=super
T=talented
A=able
N=nation....... Happy Independece Day To You.
Good-night, Dr. John; you are good, you are beautiful; but you are not mine. Good-night, and God bless you!
Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you''ll do.Tonight, they''ll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.
FRIENDSHIP is like a needle of a clock.
Though we r in same clock, we r not able 2 meet.
Even if we meet, itz only 4 few seconds.
But we always stay connected.
Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we bec
ame friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day,
knew I''d cherish you
I may go bankrupt & liquidated deficient yet insolvent still i would be happy because in my partnership with life i acquired a goodwill that will never be amortized & thats the friendship i''ve loan from you.
people say we need maps to find treasure but i proved them wrong cos without a map i found you.and you will be treasure me 4 ever
udar say chand tum dako edar say chand hum dakhain johi nazrain takrayain ge humari eid ho jayain ge.
There was a man who entered a local paper''s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if...
your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
you think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
you get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants.
you believe the waiting room should be equipped with a ...
To the 2 secrets of a long lasting and happy marriage
...Here''s to good sense of humor and a short memory!
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein,
raat gujar gayi intejaar mein,
Naya saal mubarak ho aapko,
2006 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein.
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
1 Advice- Don'' t change,
1 request- take care,
1 wish- Don"t forget me,
1 Lie- I hate U,
1 truth- I Miss U,
1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.