Abhinav Wishes Collection - Page 17

On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

Do you want to go and do what I''m going to tell my mates we did anyway?

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.

Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own

Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".

Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils...

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! -- George Eliot

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.

Do you want to be a star**************************************************look above and you see stars.

If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby

"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

The child comes home from school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?" The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of them.

Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love

with your smile :-)