Neeraj Wishes Collection - Page 9

It is easy to say how we love new friends, and what we think of them, but words can never trace out all the fibers that knit us to the old.

You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems crooked through the water.

Be of love a little more careful than of anything.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover''s arms can only come later when you''re sure they won''t laugh if you trip.

There is pleasure in the pathless woods, there is rapture in the lonely shore, there is society where none intrudes, by the deep sea, and music in its roar; I love not Man the less, but Nature more.

To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.

Love is not just looking at each other, it''s looking in the same direction.

The man who has never made a fool of himself in love will never be wise in love.

Love never claims, it ever gives

What happened when Santa''s cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
Did you know that all the angels in Jesus'' heavenly choir had
the same name?
Sure, haven''t you ever heard the song, "Hark,
the Harold Angels Sing"?

What did the guest sing at Eskimo''s Christmas party?
...Freeze a jolly good fellow..

Q. What should Kabul get for its air defense system?
A. A refund.

A husband is what''s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Love does not diminish
Or rust and fade with years
But gains its strength from time
Laughter, joy and tears.

Why do mice have small balls?
Not that many know how to dance.

Q: Why do woman get their belly buttons pierced?
A: So they have a place to hang a air freshener!

His kiss, his touch, so gentle, yet so poisonous to my heart.

If kisses were stars I''d give you the sky,
If touches were tears I would cry,
I love was water I''d give you the sea,
And be with you for all eternity.

By my eyes I met you
By my soft hands I touched you
By my lips I kissed you
By my heart I loved you!

Your words to me are sweet, but the kiss I stole from your lips is sweeter.

In the evening of life, we will be judged on love alone.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

Two elephants walk off a cliff...
Boom! Boom!!!

Q: What''s white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A fridge

When I miss you, sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as if I''m with you. It makes me forget the distance and capture you.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don''t, they never were.

Love is blind. That is why he always proceeds by touch....

Love is that enviable state that knows no envy or vanity, only empathy and a longing to be greater than oneself...