Richa Wishes Collection - Page 17

Q: What does Star Trek''s Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier..........

Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.

What's the difference between men and women?


A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need; a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards?


ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!)

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

Banta: What is the difference between a married man and a bachelor?
Santa: One kisses the Mrs. and the other misses the kisses.

lf all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting.

Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

U know what they say about women with BIG mouths....??......??.....they have BIG smiles.

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a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses...

Why don't men often show their true feelings?

- Because they don't have any.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!

Why Men belive love marriages r better than arranged marriages? . . . . B"coz known devils r better than unknown ones...