Richa Wishes Collection - Page 9

My other wife is beautiful.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I''m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

What''s the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years jour job still stcks.

Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It''s $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I''ll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I''ll get you some nails and wood.

How is a man like the weather?
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
Take your foot off his head.

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Kiss me and you will see stars. Love me and I''ll give them to you.

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Love is a friendship caught on fire.

Do everything with so much love in your heart that you would never want to do it any other way.

Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?

Q. How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?
A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.

We go through life thinking someone
else will make us happy... We''re wrong.
Happiness is our job, but we do need
someone else to share it with.

"The reduction of the universe to a single being,
the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love."

I''m truly sorry man''s dominion has broken Nature''s social union.

True remorse is never just a regret over consequence; it is a regret over motive.

Any man can be a father,but it takes sumone special to be a Dad.

If God ans ur prayers he''s increasin ur
faith, If he delays he''s increasin ur
patience, n If he dsnt lisen he knws
u can handle it perfctly......

Independence a Precious gift of God. May We Always Remain Independent Amin. A Very Happy Independence Day To You.

Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
Good Morning! Have a nice day!

O my dear,
Where you don''t come in my dreams, why you tease me.
Why you don''t come, for God seek come again in my dreams, in my life, in my eyes, in my heart, in my soul.
I know why you don''t come. Coz I broke your swear; try to understand, I was in a great trouble then.
So I cold not come, please come, I am silly.How can you come, you have died but my love is alive, I will love yours soul till my life.

there is no reason 4 this message i just wanted 2 say i miss u i care for u and am sorry to say am sure am in lov with u

Some thoughts are better kept unsaid, some feelings are better kept to yourself because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence

You r special to me,
YOu r someone I trust,
I trusted the topics,
That we have discussed.

when thing go bad and ur strength is no longer enuf 2 carry on.. dont give up coz wen ur strength ends, my worth of being a friend begins