Manish Wishes Collection - Page 17

Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial

When a door of happiness closes. Another opens. But so often at times we look so long at da closed door.. that we do not see the 1 which has been opening at us 

This sms can only be readed by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!

A couple drove down the river. Just after a square goats and pigs passing by.
Wife: Relatives of yours.
Husband: Yes in Laws.

Height of Patriotism
"Sitting on an English toilet in Indian style"

Borrow money from pessimists—they don't expect it back.

Our kind of friendship is like love without wings!

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...