Sana Wishes Collection - Page 15

Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

An ATM's jammed & failed when operated by Santa.
Why?
B'coz he put a pin from his turban when asked: Enter ur Pin

Wo larayeee hi kya JISME DO CHAAR Gaaliyan na ho ..... , ARE Wo SASURAAL HI kya jahan koi Saali na ho!!

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'

I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

5 great people of India:
1.Gandhi- Jo hun bachya nhi
2.Vajpai-Jo hun kum da nhi
3.Aishwarya-Jo apne vas di nahi.
Baki bache aapan dono,



so keep in touch.

The epitome of femininity.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t tell me where..

Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .

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Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya.

I want 2 Share EVERYTHING with U.

Ur SADNESS..



Ur HAPPY MOMENTS..


Every Single SECOND OF THE DAY..









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ur "BANK ACCOUNT". (''_'')¥

Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future.
Ast:u''ll meet a young girl who wants 2 no evrythg abt u.
Frg:Grt! wen & whr?
Ast:Nxt semster in biology lab.

Na khairiyat koi na paigam aya hai, jo chaha nahi vahi anjam aya hai. Kya dost ne bhula di dosti meri, na duaa koi na salam aya hai.

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Each day is like a painting, U need a little inspiration 2 get u going, A little smile 2 brighten it & A message frm someone who cares 2 color ur day.

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls'' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.

I wish a wish 4 you. It''s a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don''t forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We''ll always be Gud Friends.

Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you but if you just let it fly, it would come to you when you least expect it.

"in the ocean of lyf, GOD s our bouyant force, no matter how strong d wind & how gigantic d waves r, we will not sink bcoz we r anchored 2 HIM"

Why can''t men get Mad Cow''s Disease?
Because they are pigs

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?
Underlay! Underlay!

“Buddha says ‘If you were bad in a past life, you get to be famous in this one.’”
- David Duchovny

Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna.

WOH DIL LE GAYI EK BAR DEKH KAR HUM KUCH NAA KAR PAYE BAR BAR DEKH KAR