Sana Wishes Collection - Page 17

Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

1XJ Two club members were talking about a recent car accident. 'What ever became of that hit-and-run driver?' 'He's batting for the prison cricket team!'

He: Janeman, is dil main chali aao.
She: Sandal nikaloon kya?
He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aa jao...

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons while Civil engineers build targets.

What's that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH..... Its your face!

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

BOY : You love me...

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?



A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.