Abhinit Wishes Collection - Page 17

My magical watch says you aren''t wearing any underwear!

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down.

when it hurts 2 look back & ur scared 2 look ahead, just look beside u & i will b there.

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

You're the best thing since God made men.