Jyotsana Wishes Collection - Page 12

"Do you know what really amazes me about you?"
"No. What?"
"Oops. Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!"

Why doesn''t Jesus eat M and M''s? Cos they fall through his hands.

The doctor had just finished examining the very attractive young girl.
Doctor: ''Have you been going out with men, Miss Jones?''
Miss Jones: ''Oh. no, doctor, never!''
Doctor: ''Are you quite sure? Bearing in mind that I''ve now examined the sample you sent, do you still say you''ve never had anything to do with men?''
Miss Jones: ''Quite sure, ...

You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.

destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.....

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside
about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed
Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went
outside to the riverside.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.

My
1 heart
2 eyes
7 litere blood
206 bones
5.5million red cells
60 trillion DNA''s
says to u
I MISS U A LOT''

Please tell me your INGREDIENTS because I mixed 100kg sugar
with 80kg chocolate and 60 kg honey but .... stilli can"t
make a personas sweet as you ...

Kissing you baby is my dream.
Im the strawberry & ur the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme

Aj rootha huwa ik dost bohat yaad aya
Acha guzra huwa kuch waqt boht yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay main chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard huwa to boht yaad aaya.

girl: what do you like in me?
boy: Those two white big balls having black dots in it...
girl: what???
boy: yes i like your eyes. its really beautiful

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it.

kabhi khusi se khusi ko nahi dekha,tumahre baad kisi ko nahi dekha ,yah soch ke ki tare intjar lazmi hai,tamaam umra ghadi ki taraf nahi dekha.

Take my hand and lead me from this place.. Chase away my doubts and fears,Wipe the tears from off my face.. I can''t stand alone, I need your hand to hold.!

Pure love and suspiscion cannot dwell together at the door where the letter enters the former makes its exit – alexendre dumas.

Nice persons r lik wind,
U nevr know whts in their heart,
U can only feel their presence n sincerity,
Dont Luk around 2 find them,
Just Luk in d MIRROR.

Oh! my love, you take my breath away oh! my love, you take my breath away what have you stepped in... to smell this way...!

We''ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?

GO HERE ! GO THERE ! GO EVERY WHERE ! , BUT THING IS THAT "TAKE CARE"

I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you''re still an idiot.

There''s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn''t go by myself.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I don''t work here. I''m a consultant

When im not messaging or calling u, u don’t think im not missing u but im giving u chance 2 miss me.

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i''m happier each time i send you a message ''coz i know i''ll be DISTURBING YOU!

The sea spoke to me about his Empire,about his non-ending Density,about his greatness and i spoke 2 him about "U", He felt so small...