Jyotsana Wishes Collection - Page 19

Your face doesn''t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never

Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert…

Blonde is on one side of lake and yells to another blonde across the lake, 'How do I get to the other side?'
The other blonde yells back, 'U R on the other side."