Rishi Wishes Collection - Page 15

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

Tum meri zindagee men es tarah samai ho, jaise bajre ke khet me koi bhais ghus aai ho

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

Kis Kiss par aitebaar karte....??
Kis kis ka Intezaar Karte...??
Kambakht Zindagi hain Bahot choti..
Warna hum toh Sabhi se pyar karte....!

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PRESENTING


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Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai
Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !

Did u know..... ,** ,;;;, ( ö, ) ( ", ) ((")(")(")(") sab se pyari cheez is duniya meh tumari Dosti hai!!! Mujse dosti karoge...?

LOOK...the moon is calling you, SEE...the stars are shining for you, HEAR... my heart saying Good Night.

Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Friends are like a page in a book of life, Every page with a different subject... But best friends are like the index page covering every subjects. Gud mrng.

MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS SHOWERED ON YOUR HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Khawab na tute, dil na tute Aap na hamse ruthe
Baat na tute, saath na chute lekin Hamare beech ki ye dooriyan zaroor tute

Lord saw u hungry so He created food. He saw u thirsty so He created H20. He saw u n d dark so He created light. He saw u alone so He created me.

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Each Moment Has Itz Own Value, Morning Bringz HOPE, AfterNoon Bringz FAITH, Evening Bringz LOVE, Night Bringz DREAMZ, Wish U Find All Of Them Everyday..... :-)

Arz kiya hai-Hathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki kabar par....

Hathi ne kaha jakar hathni ki kabar par....


Muje naaz tha teri patli kamar par

Na jane kyo abhi ek ansu aankho se chalka, dil ko shayad tumhari yaad aayi, chahaat hai itani tum se milne ki, haste hue abhi aankhe bhar aayi.

Hazaro manjile hongi hazaro kaarvaan honge hamere baad zamana dhundiga humi hum
naa jaane kaha honge.

Young sardarji use to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go alone..Why?




































Because the dog graduated

Khamosh palako se beh kar jab aansu ate hai, aap kya jane kitne aap yad ate hai,aaj bhi us mod pe khade hain, jaha aapne kaha tha thahero hum abhi aate hai..

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye rahaNaJaye.
2year:- KINETIC-Sabki hawaNikal de.
3year-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....

Ek bar mombati k andar ka dhaga bola main jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli jisko dil me jgah di ho vo jab bichadta hai to ansu aa hi jate hain .

9 planets
8 direction
7 wonders
6 senses
5 pandavs
4 seasons
3 choices
2 genders
and 1 friend like U makes difference in life

I''d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

Everybody wants some1 special some1 nice some1 loving some1 honest some1 cute some1 perfect some1 attractive...BUT WHY ALWAYS "ME" YAAR !!!

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married - now he is going through Hell!!!

Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!