Rishi Wishes Collection - Page 10

How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end youlose your house.

Q: How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hey! Do you wanna go play PlayStation!?

Some emotions don''t make a lot of noise. It''s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint -- like a heartbeat. And pure love -- why, some days it''s so quiet, you don''t even know it''s there....

Hopeless romantics are only hopeless in the eyes of those who don''t believe in romance.

Love means never having to say you are sorry.

True love passes all understandings.
True love Expresses loyalty.
True love hurts but can learn how to mend.
True love dreams the highest dreams.
True love waits until the stars visit the day.
True love seeks good for the other.
True love lends forgiveness.
True love never lies.
True love loves a person until forever.
True love sees love even though the hair is white.
And most of all...TRUE LOVE never breaks promises, until the vow has been done.

When I''m with you I have fun; when I''m with you I forget all that''s bad.
When I''m with you nothing else seems to exist; when I''m with you I feel loved...
And it scares me.

"Its true that when you meet the love of your life time stops, but what they don''t tell you, is that it goes extra fast afterward to catch up."

When you are in love with someone, you have no need to say good-bye, because you are always in each others heart, there forever staying.

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile.

life is like an ice-cream,eat it before it melts.

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

No place is boring, if you''ve had a good night''s sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film.

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DON''T SLEEP YET!
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I have to pray & ask
Ask Allah 2 take care
Of "U" when "U" r Sleep.

A single candle can illuminate an entire room. But A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of your friendship.

square has 4 ends triangle has 3 ends line has 2 ends life has 1 end but our friendship has no end!

With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.''s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!

Can i stay here in ur "Inbox" & wait until 07/08/200 6
so I''ll b the 1st to wish u "HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY ". My dear friend...

To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the
most understood Friendship....

Friendship is the union of spirits,
A marriage of Hearts,and the bond thereof vitrue.

Only open hearts receives love,only the open mind receives feelings, only the open hand receives touches, only the sweetest one receives my msgs..

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don''t serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Comment Probably too difficult for most ESL students.
A person who speaks two languages is bilingual...A person who speaks three languages is trilingual...A person who speaks four or more languages is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American.

A pipe burst in a doctor''s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don''t even make that much as a doctor!."
The plumber quietly answered, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

And what is dear Saurav Ganguly ''Dada'' doing?
Showing Chapell and Dravid and Sachin that the ''sweetest timing'' is the one which gets ''them'' ''out'' by ''his'' batting in the air!!

I don"t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced!