Shubham Wishes Collection - Page 12

When it rains, you don''t see the sun, but it''s there. Hope we can be like that. We don''t always see each other, but we will always be there for each other.

Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: U r a gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on your shoes!

The irony of a blow job is that even if you have her at your feet she''s got you by the balls.

A delicate young man walked into an army recruiting office. After answering numerous questions, he was finally asked if he was a homosexual. The guy admitted that he was.
Recruiter: Gay, huh? Do you think you could kill a man?
"My, yes," the man giggled, "but it would take days & days"

If your name was homework, I''d be doing you on my desk right now...

Are you going through a rough patch in your love life? Have you lost your love? Take heart by reading this exclusive collection of lost love quotes. These quotes may be brief but they speak volumes about love. You will find famous quotes like "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all."

Everyone needs to use a good love quote at one time or another. While some of us use such quotations to discuss the subject of love in public, there are others who may need these quotes while talking to their loved ones. Here are a few good love quotes that you could and would want to use at different times.

When the creature create the human same , his structure , blood , Mind , kind thinking for others . Then only our politicians divide us only for their own benefits , governments , to get the power . We think all human beings are same then why we are separate from other nations .

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. -W. Somerset Maugham

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. -Garman Wold

Bridge of friendship
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This is a bridge of friendship, when u r sad & lonely, cross it.
I''ll wait on the other side. If u r afraid just tell me, I''ll cross it for YOU!

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao. sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao.

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PARTY RAHOO SARI RAAT goodnite

The test of good manners is to be patient with the bad ones. -Ibn Gabirol

U r thousands of miles away from me, still I''m watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels: Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. Thnx to media

He''s a graduate of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of hair styling.

The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.

Beat the 5 o''clock rush, leave work at noon.

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

Zaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Zaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Zaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe Use hamari yaad aati rahe.

There are 3 Chambers in My Heart
One for my Mum
One for my Dad
One for God
What about U ?
Sorry No place for u in my Heart ! !
Because Friends like you are my HEART BEAT

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly”
and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Dont tell anybody pl)

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

Door Bohat hi Door Kisi lambay safar pr janay walay
Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai
TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY

When travelling the path of life, and finding love along the way, Everything looks new and different. Little do you know it is the same old landscape you used to see all of the time; Love has just given you new eyes.

A life’s worth, in the end, isn’t measured in hours, or dollars. It’s measured by the amount of love exchanged along the way.

Nafratse Mohabbat Me Judai Hoti Hai...
Pyar To Humesha Bewafaee Hoti Hai......
Humare Taraf Haath Badhakar To Dekho....
Dosti Me Kitnee Sacchai Hoti Hai.......:
Zindagi humari itni roshan na hoti
Agar aap ye gulshan abaad na karte,,,,,
Mana hum baat nahi karte hai..
Iska matlab ye nhi ki hum aapko yaad nahi karte hai

I never forget my wife''s birthday. It''s usually the day after she reminds me about it.

“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”