Varun Wishes Collection - Page 14

Jo chehroon pa aapne naqab rakhtey hain, unke zulam bhi bay hassab hotey hain. Yun machak machak ker chalte hain, jaise nawab hote hain...

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We go up and down, protection is tight, keepin it up all damn night, never
tired always alert.....

I love my job as a security guard

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I'm just standing by my window thinkin of you & wondering if you ever think of me too...*

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Toh sms karo nee baba !!

Even if we lose contact..
Or even mèét less..
Or even SMS less..
i"ll still remember ur beautiful face!

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din gujar gaya hai intejaar mai ,
raat gujar gayi intejaar mai ,
Naya saal mubark ho aapko ,
2006 beet gaya aapke SMS k intejar mai

Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes. Stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,
ek jaam mohabat ke naam.
Ek jaam wafa k naam,
puri botal bewafa ke naam,
Aur pura theka doston ke naam

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisis bhoot se kam ho?

mohabbat hum nay mana zindagi barbad karti hai
magar kiya kam hai mar jaye to duniya yaad karti hai

achhi lagi dosti tumhari,
bus yuhi banaye rakhna,
jaroori nahi meel-milaap,
bus yadoon mein basaaye rakhna.

Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,
Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoondte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,
Kisi Ko Dhokebaaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya

Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,
4+3 = 7 Days in Week,
I MISS U Sweety M 4M Hafeez. By Hafeez ur Rehman means KEN001

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.

Roses are Red
Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Have u seen monkey wrapped in a plastic. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . lf no . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Please see ur driving license

Mithi udeek te udeek nalo yar mitha,mitha yar te yar nalo ishq mitha,mitha ishq te ishq nalo mithi sadi yari, es to mitha kujh na milna lab ley dunia sari.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I''m the pheasant plucker''s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
''cause the pheasant plucker''s running late.

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."

Rat ne chadar gira di hai, Chand ne kirne bikher di hai, chalo so jayo aur thanks karo us BHAGWAN ko,jisne hame ye pyari c Raat di hai...
GooD_NighT...
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Sardar ped par chada,to upar baithe bandar ne pocha:TU KYU CHADA
Sardar:apple khane
Bandar:par ye to mango tree hai
Sardar:pta hai apple saath laya hu!

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>-- Dear God, jo is sms ko pad raha hai use har khushi de bcoz thts my swetest nd lovely frnd.
GooD MorninG.

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