Varun Wishes Collection - Page 17

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

Bride''s Dad hands a note to the groom: ''GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.'' Groom gave another note back to father: ''CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'' 

I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am

Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy

The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

Do you notice how I've kept my youthful complexion?
Yeah, so I see...all spotty

I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship.