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Varun Wishes Collection - Page 10
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A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D. - "That antibiotic ...
Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.
''Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,'' suggested the eldest son.
The doctor soon arrived and the situation was explained to ...
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt to be a world famous one day)
Iss MESSEGE ko
bari Mehrbani 7 din
baad parna OK,
Band Karo Aur Save Karo do,
Oh!
Samjh Nahi aati
acha chalo6 din baad OK,
aray phir parh rahe hu app!
yeh cheating hai..
acha itni jaldi hai
tu parh lo....
I"m the Ist one
who wish u..
Eid Mubarak
If you''re not cute don''t continue reading this.... Naks! yan ang gusto ko sayo eh, lakas ng fighting spirit mo! O pumipindot pa! Lupit mo!
jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai bas saans chal rahi hai is murde mein ab rooh to tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai
Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that
"APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that u remember me.!
There is a pain in my heart which was never there now that you are gone i find the pain filling your absence
...i love thee i love thee ..its all that i can say..it is my vision in the night.. my dreaming in the day.. the very echo of my heart..the blessing when i pray .i love thee i love thee its all that i can say....
Do u have any idea how special u r 2 me?
Well let me put it this way...2gether v can pull through anything. Id go out on a limb for u n I knew u would do the same for me. When v r 2gether time flies. Life''s a picnic when v r 2gether.
How special r u to me? U r worth your weight in gold!
I Love You"
Want to know why?
Because you are my air,
Without you there would be no me!
"I Love You"
Want to know when?
Now and 1000 years after
I''m gone!
"I Love You"
Want to know where?
Here, there, everywhere,
Even if I''m not there
I will love you!
Love is what I see in, your smile every day.
Love is what I feel in, every touch you give.
Love is what I hear in, every word you say.
Love is what we share every day we live
mil kar jo hum juda hue to sah na payenge
ek pal ke liye bhi hum door rah na payenge
tu kya teri yadien bhi hai
ab to teri har baat par ham tadap jayenge
ankhon hi ankhon mein kat jayegi saari raat
rah rah kar ankhon mein ansoo bah jayenge
kya hua jo aaj hum iss tarah bechain hai
honton se bin kuch kahe bahut kuch kah jayenge
duniya ke ye jhuti rasme nibha rahe hai
ek din hum saari rasme tod kar mil jaayenge
If I GoT Ur SmIl3,
I dNt Ne3d FlOw3rS,
If I GoT Ur VoIc3,
I dNt Ne3d MuSiC,
If U SpEaK 2 M3 I dNt AnYbDy ElS3,
If U r My FrNd I dNt Ne3d Th3 WoRlD.
One (''""()
good ((")'')
nite ("(,,)
Kiss for you....
* * (''""() Bye
* ("(''o'',) bye
* (")(")(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !
If you feel tired and Pain in ur legs... Its Just because you come and go Many times in my Mind, miss You !!
if ur asking if id hurt u, the answer is never. .if ur asking if i love u,the answer is 4ever.if ur asking if i want u,the answer is i do.if ur asking wot i value most, the answer is u.
He doesn''t know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn''t know the meaning of most words
Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan,
Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan,
Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !