Sakshi Wishes Collection - Page 15

Ye baadal ye bijali sirf aapke liye hai, Ye mousam ye hawa sirf aapke liye hai, 6 mahine beet gaye aapko nahaye hue, Ye bewaqt ke baarish sirf aapke liye hai.

Fred found four flippy floppy fish

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

The Leith police dismisseth us.

Ruby Rugby''s brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where''s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Thought for d day. If smone,u love, hurts u:
set him free..
If he cumz back 2 u, shoot d Dog..
If he doesnt cum bck, hunt him down & den shoot d dog :-)

Darawani andheri raat ke sannatey mein
ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai, ghabra mat.
Ye sab tere dimag ka waham hai,
sardar-wardar kuch nahi hote..

Woh din-din nai,woh raat-raat nai,Woh pal-pal nai,jis pal teri baat nai,teri yadon se maut hume alag kar sake,itni to MAUT ki bhi AUKAAT nai.

Bole Vo Dosti,Chup rahe Vo pyar,
milaye Vo Dosti, juda kare Vo pyar.
hasaye Vo Dosti, rulaye Vo pyar,
Fir bhi jane kyon log Dosti chod kar karte hain pyar

I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Define true music lover.Ans: A girl is singing in bathroom while taking bath and a boy near the keyhole is using his ears and not his eyes.

No mattr how sad..
No mattr how blue..


I feel bettr jst thinkin of u.


But im happier each time i msg u
coz...



I knw i''ll b disturbin u
wch i luv 2do.. ;)

Death is the greatest kick of all.That''s why they save it for last!

The happiest of wishes for a Deepawali, that will be happy in every way for someone like you.

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. ~Andre Gide

God smiled at me just this morning thru the rising sunrays. I''m sharing the same courtesy with you by sending you a warm smile that your heart can feel even without seeing.

If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i''ll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I''m wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

If you are alone, I''ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I''ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I''ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I''ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

I''m sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you''re a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?

Love is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It''s not about how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you build till the end, coz love is all there is.

I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?

You''re like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It''s because I always end up missing you.

I hate when you smile at me because you make me crazy about you. I hate when you talk to me because you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you because you make me love you more.

SHE..D''LNG WILL U LUV ME LIKE THIS AFTER M''IGE? HE..I THINK SO.. I''HVE ALWAYS BEEN ESPECIALLY FOND OF MARRIED WOMEN!

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"" hey u...!!!


Yes u...



the cute one



holding this

phone!
Just
wanted to say "GOOD NìTÉ!"
Sweet Dreemz! :)

Inscription on a condom cover:"If in anyway u find this condom not satisfactory, then....HAPPY FATHER''S DAY."