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Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme ''Free Sex with Petrol'' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It''s not fraud sir. Ask ur wife, she has already won 9 times
There is no greater delight than to watch two love birds, twittering and chirping merrily as the first rays of the sun appear over the tree-tops. This experience is second only to the pleasure of watching a couple in love, as they walk alongside holding hands. The following lovers'' quotes are filled with comments on love and lovers.
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COR BLIMEY!
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DID U FART?
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WHAT A SMELL!
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I''M OUTTA HERE
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Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri,
jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.
u must b a great runner bcoz u r always running in my mind.........but i m a bad shooter bcoz i MISS U ALWAYS....
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko, Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere naam ker dun.Happy New Year
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand
Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya. Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta bnaya. Par khuda ne farmaya, dosti rahegi uski kayam jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya.
10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi, Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.Sweet Dreams….
today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was “There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.
Hundred words does not give pain…..
But
A true friend s silence makes more tears in heart ……
So always keep in touch my FRIEND………….
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
You make me chuckle when you say that you are no longer young, that you have turned twenty-four. A man is or may be young to after sixty, and not old before eighty.