Harsh Wishes Collection - Page 15

Sue sells sea shells by the sea shore

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Pledge ofPunjabi boys
-Punjab is our nation
-Drinking is our profesion.- Every day is celebration.To hell with education..Because CANADA is our destination

Beautiful Friend &Beautiful thoughts r rare to find But i''m lucky to find such a beautiful Frnd whose beautiful thoughts alway fills My mind..

Words can xpress all that u think..So,today on WORLD WORDS day,i ask a small favour.
DEFINE me in one sentence.
And plz be serious.I m waiting....

"Ishq se milti hain jo tanhaiyan, hum kaise unka dard bayan karenge, ek se he itni mohabbat kar li hai, ki auro se ab mohabbat kya karenge.?"
GooD NIghT.

Logo ko moorakh banane ke alag alag Tarike:-















































































ye pehla tarika

3monkeys escaped from zoo.1st found watching tv. 2nd Found playing football & 3rd......














no,it''s not u yaar.
Hamesha aisa he kyuo sochte ho yaar!

Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha! Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha! Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.

New Year''s Day is every man''s birthday. ~Charles Lamb

“I’d like to have world peace. If that doesn’t work, I’d like to take over the world.”
- Some girl

“What is a death omen if it isn’t a vision of our mortality?”
- “Fox Mulder” from “The X Files” in “Leonard Betts”

Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

-<-@ A rose for you Because I love you

Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,

Only a fish knows the splendor of the sea. Only a Christian knows the glory of God.

As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower you lots of love and happiness to make your day a meaningful one. Good Morning!

If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don''t wonder if there are no stars tonight! It''s your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.

Friends are like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold you up, sometimes you lean on them. But sometimes, it''s enough to know they''re just standing by.

A man was fondling a Lady in a Crowded Bus.lady turns & Says, Bhaisab aap acha nahi kar rahe ho. Man replies, Itni bheed me isse acha nahi HO sakta!

If u find a cute friend hold on 2 him with both hands coz a good friend comes only once in a lifetime. Ok.... Ok.... Now.. leave me yaar,Evryone is waiting.

Jatt pandit di
kuri nal viah
karwaon gaya,
pandit: meri kuri uss naal viah karwaegee jis da lun 10 inch howega.
Jatt :koi gal nahin main 4 inch katwa dewanga...

"PUNJABI" means:
P_Pangebaaz
U_Unbeatable
N_Naughty
J_Joshiley
A_Aazaad
B_Bahadur
I_Intelligent
Send this to all Punjabis you know.

BANIA(to his son): Ye tu kaisi maachis laya gadhay, ek bhi teek se nahi jalti. SON: Kya baat karte ho papa! Ek-ek check karke laya hoon...

a dr. & enginer loved d same grl.
Enginer went out of station 4 a week
He gave 7 apples to d grl b4 going.
y ?
y ?
bcoz
an Apple A Day keeps doctor away

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BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHI....

Send thismessage to50,000people..DONOTIGNORE!THISIS NOTA JOKE!ITS GODS GRACE!After a month,you willreceivesomething BIG.......Ur BILL!

Be happy n alwaz wear a smile nt only becoz life is ful of reasons 2 smile bt ur smile is itself a reason 2 smile.so keep smiling 4 yrs 2 come.

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Marali Bund..... Keha si na there is nothing...