Harsh Wishes Collection - Page 17

I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true, I never wanted anyone like this, it's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss, I'm crazy for you.

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.

All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???

Once a wife was about to give birth to a baby. Husband : Honey, if it looks like u, it would be great.
Wife: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather-not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Q. What is the difference between a smart blonde and an UFO?
A. There have been sightings of UFOs.

Q- What did one ghost say to another? A. "bo you believe in people?"

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

A million words couldn't bring you back I know coz I've tried.... Neither could a million tears I know coz I've cried...

dont place me in ur eyes, i may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u, that this friend is always there.... for u..!!!

1+1=2 Eyes that look at U.. 4+1=5 Senses miss U.

12+12=24 hrs thinking about U.3+4=7 days in week miss u.

1+11=12 Months I need A friend Like U..

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( v £_) Aaila! Thinking of me? Shoo shweeet!!