Md Wishes Collection - Page 15

GULAB KA PHOOL KAANTO SE JUDAA HO SAKTA HAI,
MAGAR APNI KHUSHBOO SE NAHI,
APNI MEHBOOBA APNE SE JUDAA HO SAKTI HAI,
MAGAR APNE DIL SE NAHI.........

Ciao /)/)
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Sardarji: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Sardarji: Any will do, my
grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

Q: WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH
HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?

A: Coz he's 'reserved' by nature.

Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.

..i::::i.. * . * , *
(+.+) . * ,...for
(""""") * .YOU!'
(.........) . . * . *

In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend,
He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,
God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

your as big boned as father christmas claus
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

TRUE FRANDS R THOSE WHO CARE, WITHOUT HESITATION WHO REMEMBER, WITHOUT LIMITATION WHO FORGIVE, WITHOUT EXPLANATION WHO TRUST WITHOUT COMMUNICATION

A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....

Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,
thori si husi her baat ke baad,
usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2007, 2006 ke baad.
Wish u a Happy new year

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.
Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.
Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

tera naam kya likha saahil ki rait par
phir umer bhar hawa se meri dushmani rahe.

khuda kare ek bhi haseena na rahe is jahaan mei,
ek aaj mare ek kal mare mela lage shamshaan mei,
ravivaar ka din ho kafan na mile bazaar mei,
baris ka mausam ho aag bhi na lage samshaan me.

log muhabat ko khuda ka naam dete hain,
agar koi kare to iljaam dete hain,
kehte hain pathar dil kabhi roeya nahi karte,
to pahaaro se jharne kio bha karte hain.....?

The day you finally decide to love me will be the day after the day I have given up on chasing you.

Once Sardarji went to Hotel and he had dinner and came back!























Sorry !
This time no jokes respect them atleast one day...

Flashnews:
CBI raids in abhishek bacchan's house:
Bathroom 10 lacs
cash, Store room 50kg gold, & Bedroom full of my photos !!!!
Silly Boy
Crazy abt ME...

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).

Ur absence shud be long enough so tht somebody misses u...but it shud not b so long, tht someone learns 2 live witout u...! djlynn

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...By Saya

"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." (Kahlil Gibran)

The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet... but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.

Hold a true friend with both your hands; don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why I’m holding you tight! Can’t let U go

Raaste mein gire hai phool uthata hai koi koi
Mohabbat karte hain sabhi , nibhata hai koi koi

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

Kya leker aye the..? Kya leker jaoge..? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya.... SAWARG mein bangla banaoge ?