Amar Wishes Collection - Page 11

MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:
1. It wont happen again
2. I m single
3. She was just a frnd
4. Im Sorry
5. I like u
6. I dont wanna loose u
7. Im telin d truth:-)

Just close ur eyes n think of ME for 10sec.. open ur eyes now and u''l realise that u''ve UTLISED 10 sec in ur life thinkng of a GREAT PERSON.

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Its a rose
For you ;-)

Excuse me. I''m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I''m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Haven''t I seen your face before - on a police poster?

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You''re strange and I''m wonderful.

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don''t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I''ve lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I''m positive..."

My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?

I love you! From the earth till the moon!

A kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first edition.

REMEMBERthat there willalways besomeomewhoremember u everydaywithor without messages!or calls!THATS ME!!LV U

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(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL YOU FOR NOTHING!!!.

There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly...

You know it''s love when all you want is that person to be happy; even if you''re not part of their happiness.

Every person is a new door to a different world.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly

You can always tell a real friend: when you''ve made a fool of yourself he doesn''t feel you''ve done a permanent job.

It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.

Fwends are like rainbows. They brighten your life after you''ve been through a storm!!! awwwww...
Friendship? Yes Please.

Why say hi if u mean I miss u. Why say let''s go if u mean I want to be with u.. why say stay! if u can say be with me... and why say I care when your heart says I love you!

The best gifts to give; to friend - royalty; to enemy -forgiveness; to boss - service; to child - Good example; to parents - devotion; to friends - love; to God - our lives; and to textmate - message.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.