Amar Wishes Collection - Page 12

Q: What''s the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!

Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.

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Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..

Ur my Funny, Understanding, Cute, Kind, Intelligent, Naughty, Great, Sweet, Honest, Independent, Truthful friend in short u r my F.U.C.K.I.N.G S.H.I.T. friend.

Friends are not about whom you have known longest....who came first or who cares the most...Its about -- who came and never left...

Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.

Marriage is not a word. It''s a sentence.

under da bright and sunny day...i''d take a minute to say HI to the person i think abt n i mis da most.. hope you''ll have a gud, rest of the day.. tc!

Just as the wind dances in my hair, as the ocean massages my thoughts, as the sun blankets me in happiness & as the earth travels with me across universal challenges, so all the elements of ur luv fill my life

When U Love Someone. U make Him/Her a part of Ur soul. U can get rid of Ur body but U can never get Rid Of Ur Soul...

A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature , to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.

Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can fel the care that goes with it…. GOOD NIGHT..

Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night

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pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

A - U’r Attractive B - U’r D Best C - U’r Cute D - U’r Dear 2 me E - U’r Excellent F - U’r Funny G - U’r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I’m J - Just K - Kidding

Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey.

some times mu heart ask me why i care of u why i miss u why i love u why s think of u why i want u then my mind answer me it is very smiple coz i love u

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy

5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”

You''re not 40, you''re eighteen with 22 years experience.