Amar Wishes Collection - Page 14

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that''s a mirror!

Q: If a Devil catches your wife, what will you do? A: You can do nothing...if the devil has done the MISTAKE, he has to face the CONSEQUENCES!!

Husband says"When Im gone you''ll nevr find another man like me". Wife replied"What makes you think I''d want another man like you?!!!".

Press down 7 times to become sweet… U r just too much? You are sweet anyways na… So why are you pressing further huh:- )

I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I''ve crossed your mind

i tHaNk u Bcoz u LiSten wHen i sPeak & U c Me 4 wHo i am. i wiL thanK u evRy day of My LiFe Bcoz Ur 1 of My Life''s greatst gfts!

if you miss me just touch your heart and you will hear me, and if you really really miss me just close your eyes and you will see me

Rowing hard doesn''t help if the boat is heading the wrong direction. Entrust your life to God and let Him steer it according to His plan and purpose.gd mrng

Life teaches U to smile..but it also teaches U to cry.. It may be ironical but it is reality. You cannot know d value of Smile until U cry.gd mrng

Live for D prson who dies for u,, Smile for d prsn who cries 4 u,,, Fight for d prsn who protects u & love d prson who love u more den u... Good morning have a great day.

Dil Aramano Se Houseful Hai, Pure Honge Ya Nahi Ye Doutful Hai! Is Duniya Main Har Cheez Wonderful Hai, Par Zindagi Tumhare Jaise Doston Se HI BEAUTIFUL HAI.

Dnt give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.

Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody''s there to appreciate it.

dete ho kyu ye dard bus humi ko kya samjoge tum in ankho ki nami ho u to hoge lakho dewane is chand k chand kya mehsus karega 1 tare ki kami ko

Like a rose needs ''water'' Like a season needs ''change''.Like poet needs ''pen''. I need u as a ''true fried''z.

e dost tu bhi meri tarah likha kar shayari...... tera bhi khoob naam ho gayega...... jab ande tamatar padenge to shaam ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega.

DIL RO RO KAR MAJBOOR HUA, MERA YAAR JABSE MUJHSE DOOR HUA, MERA EK HI TO AAINA THA, WO BHI TUTKAR CHAKNACHOOR HUA.

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

My heart is empty without you,
Like a bird without a song.

. ()````() WAIT!
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DON'T SLEEP YET!
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I have to pray & ask
Ask Allah 2 take care
Of "U" when "U" r Sleep.

Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,
Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...

Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya

Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly

Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

TANHA HU ZINDAGI MAIN
MUJHE HUMSAFER KI TALASH HAIN ,
CHAL RAHA HU ZINDAGI KE RAHO MAIN AKELA ,
MERE DIL KO TERI MOHOBBAT KI ASH HAIN

If your eyes are sweet you
would like all the people of
the world.
But if you tongue is sweet
all the people of the world
will like you.

Koi patthar se na maare mere deewane ko... Koi patthar se na maare mere deewane ko... haan bhai...Nuclear power ka jamana hai, Bomb se uda do saale ko !

All friends are not True.
But true friends are very few,
Which includes U