Amar Wishes Collection - Page 17

As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.

Yo mama''s like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...

If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they''d still be Brother and Sister

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you''re worth that sacrafice!

Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

No man is useless while he has a friend.

Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?


Because they are pigs

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too, if you sit down.

Umm...your .... ZIP is open...

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You are far away, but yet your love remains,

I can feel it all around. It embraces me and holds me tight,

night after night.