Yogeshman Wishes Collection - Page 14

Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!"

Oops!….Ouch i fell from bed
Trying to reach my phone just 2
Say sweet dreams 2 u. Sleep tight.

An Auto driver was busy removing a wheel from his auto,
Passerby asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Auto driver: Can't you read the board, it says 'Parking for two wheelers only'

brain 2 think of u...Eyes 2 look at u... Heart 2 like u...Legs 2 walk with u...Mouth 2 say "I MISS U" N foots 2 kick u if u dun miss me....

Every body's sms contribution does matter,

keept it up!

Here's another one from me...

Haath mein aap kay mobile hai,
SMS ki aik choti ci price hai,
Phir bhi aap sms karte nahin,
Kanjoosi ki kya khoob height hai.

Zindgi ki kashti kab lage kaun se kinare,kab ise milengi manchahi bahare. Jeena to padega hi kaise bi pyare,kabhi dosto ki bheed me to kabhi tanhai k sahare....

70 Ways
to make
a woman
happy:

Number 1
is
Shopping.


And the rest
is 69!

Ye raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai,
Kismat se sabko apni shikayat kyun hoti hai,
ajeeb khel khelti hai kismat,
Jise hum pa nahi sakte usi se mohabbat kyun hoti hai?.

Kuch Log Khaas Hote Hain,
Har Pal Paas Hoten Hain,
Khushiyon Mein Shaamil Hote Hain,
Aur Gam Mein Bhi Saath Rehate Hain,
Log unhe DOST aur hum unhe AAP Kehate hain.

Sochs na tha 1 aisa bhi din aayega,
ke 1 pyara sa dost hume bhul jayega,
ke hum ruke hai uske intezar mai,
aur who I miss u, kehna bhi bhul jayega.

Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
mere uper sirf itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo

Childrn use their thumb to suck, illetrate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now dont change ur finger!

COUNT the STARS.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Gin Liye ..?



Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.

Difficulties in ur life doesn't come to destroy u, but to help u realisee your hidden potentia. Let difficulties know that u r More Difficult. Gud Day

Sawaal paani ka nahi, Pyaas ka hai,
Sawaal maut ka nahi, Saans ka hai,
Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahi Vishwas ka hai

Open ur door when u r alone, open ur heart when u feel sad, but don't open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do
saale ko...................

The willingness to listen .
The patience to understand.The strength to support.
And just to be there. Thats d beauty of friendship.Bt u cnt undrtnd it.

God saw you hungry, he created McDonald
He saw you thirsty, he created coke
He saw you in dark, he created Philips
He saw you without a cute friend, he created ME!

Sochs na tha 1 aisa bhi din aayega, ke 1 pyara sa dost hume bhul jayega,
ke hum ruke hai uske intezar mai, aur who I miss u, kehna bhi bhul jayega.

Once a sardar was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground.

A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip."



Sardarji replies "no puttar that was only a joke."

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

For pepsi "shahrukh"


For coke "aamir"


For mirinda "vivek"


For fanta "rani"


& For Thums Up "Akshay"


Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

Sending u ''1000'' smiles, take one for now & keep remaining 999 under ur pillow. Pick out 1 everytime u think of me, b''coz i wanna c u smiling always..

Yun to pyar karne waale tumai kam na milengay,
Mil jaingay hum jaise bohot ,,, per hum na milengay.

Bob boxed big blue berries on new bleached beach blankets!

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"