Shobhit Wishes Collection - Page 11

SMS Heaven! Q) Why do Gods stay up in heaven? A) Because they are afraid of what they have created!

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you''re going to want to shoot it.

The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids

SOACH BADAL LO SITARE BADAL JAYENGE
NAJAR KO BADAL LO NAJARE BADAL JAYENGE
KASTIYAN BADALANE KI JARURAT NAHI
DISHAON KO BADALO KINARE BADAL JAYENGE.

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You cannot be lonely if you like the person you''re alone with.

The sweetest word for me is "love"

One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do You exist if I''m there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears."

Everything is okay in the end. If it''s not okay, then it''s not the end.

Never marry a man who hates his mother, because he''ll end up hating you.

I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing.

Friendship and formality don''t stand together.

To cement a new friendship, especially between foreigners or persons of a different social world, a spark with which both were secretly charged must fly from person to person, and cut across the accidents of place and time.

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can''t u read ''Parking for two wheelers only''

The only thing to do is to hug one''s friends tight and do one''s job.

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.

With atomic & meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse seismologicaly trembles evrytym i grit a person w/ catastrophic magnitude of character & charm... volcanic lover.

May the sweet arms of your angel hold u tightly 2day. May your angel protect u from harm, but f your angel s busy, I would happily take his place, coz I look like ur angel anyway.

I might run out of cute grafix to send u, sweet thoughts to tell u, punching lines to hit u, but I''ll never run out of this: care for a person like u.

Sex - Burn Calories Chart
Lying down: 90cal
Standing up: 492cal
Doggie style: 326cal
2nd round: 824 cal
Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal

Wanna use some exclusive love quotations on your honeymoon? Well, here is an impressive collection of love quotations from our About Guide to Honeymoons. You will find love quotations organized by topic. This page also links you to useful tools for honeymooners.

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Tut mir leid!

What’s Ur important for me?
Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
I can’t imagine I can’t explain,
I only Love u forever

Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Barsenge……..
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.

You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you''re always running through my mind. And maybe I''m a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho??

Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I''m wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure--which is: Try to please everybody. -Herbert Bayard Swope

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u goodluck

Bombs don''t kill people, explosions kill people.