Shobhit Wishes Collection - Page 12

I wouldn''t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Failure is not an option. It''s bundled with your software.

Why do you press harder on the buttons when the battery in the remote control is dead?

Jesus is coming! Look Busy.

I AM ON THE WAY TO DEATH I HAVE TO CROSS A BIG SEA TO REACH THE DOCTOR. THATS WHY I NEED A SHIP. PLEASE SEND YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND SAVE MY LIFE.......

A friend iz sweet when its new but it iz sweeter when its true ,but u know what,its sweetest when its u,,,eid mubarak from the core n kernel of my heart.

Morning greetings doesn''t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Lonely no, how can I be lonely when you are always in my thoughts. I wake up with you and go to sleep with you. I love you.

Hearts Recieves LOVE, Mind recieve WISDOM,hand recieve GIFTS&only spcl people recieve my SMS GUDevng...!

bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi k raaste
anjane mod par kuch log dost ban jaate hain
milne ki khushi de ya na de
par bichadne ka gum zarur de jaate hain

never mind people when they say you’re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M=make
A=a
D=difference.

To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender.Miss you a lot

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much…

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she''s going to exchange it for.

Here''s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.

The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u will have, to count! I always do, and I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day! Good Morning! Have a nice day!

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

Imagination is the eye of your soul.

To every answer you can find a new question.

There''s no need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I''d spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

The will to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Loose lips sink ships.