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Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That''s a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast
B: What was it?
A: Eggs.
B: No, that was yesterday.
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."
Patient: ''Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.''
Doctor: ''Would you like an apple or a banana?''
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it''s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you''d like to have dinner with.
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
U r the reason why I have sleepless nihgts,U r the reason
why I tend to hold my pillow tight.U r the reason I cant
sleep without saying Good Night.....
I am not the pheasant plucker,
I"m the pheasant plucker"s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
"cause the pheasant plucker"s running late.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor''s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
As Allah waters HIS Creation,
May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous blessings over you and your
beloved ones.(Aameen).**EID MUBARAK**
You''ve got sex appeal, you''ve got style, you''ve got intelligence, and you''ve got class. You''ve got the face and you''ve got the body but I''ve got the wrong number… Sorry ha, mali pala!
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
Karke dosti hum kisiko nahi bhulate,
zindagi bhar hum dosti hai nibhate,
Na ho tumhe dosti me batwaer ka ehsas,
isiliye hum naye dost bhi nahi banate
Far away from here
totally inaccessible.
That is where you are.
Here next to me, within reach.
That is where you are.
Where ever you go or when,
you will always be near me.
I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship.
Dosti wo nasha jise mitaya nahi ja sakta
Ye bo dariya hai jisme dob ker par jaya nahi sakta
Dosti bo janon hai jise badaya nahi ja sekta
Ae mere dost dosti bo hai jishe khatam kiya nahi ja saketa
2 GOOD 2 BE TRUE They say sugar is sweet N honey is 2, but baby wat do I call U? U R sexier than sexy N hotter than that 2! therez only 1 name 4 U and it is ''
Let Me Draw URs Face
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Dont Move,,,,,
Nearly Finished !
Okey Done !!!
Wanna Look ????
*****
( @-@ ) Kiny Sonyy wo Tusi !!
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who''d b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who''d b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
((LOVE))Love is not to say,
But to understand.
Love is not to show,
But to feel inside.
Love is not to find faults,
But to make the best.
Love is not to demand,
But to sacrifice.
Love is not to hurt,
But to take care of.
Love is not blind,
But it doesn''t need to see.
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Just
dropped by 2
say Night Night
& Sweet Dreams!