Varun Wishes Collection - Page 9

A friend is someone who is there for you when he''d rather be somewhere else.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

Preconcieved notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.

Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.

I have no trouble with my enemies. But my goddam friends,...they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights.

At Christmas time I believe the things that children do.
I believe with English children that holly placed in windows will protect our homes from evil.
I believe with Swiss children that the touch of edelweiss will charm a person with love.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection ? that one is prepared in the end to be defeated and broken up by life, which is the inevitable price of fastening one''s love upon other human individuals.

Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough. And, if we could achieve it, enough would not be enough.

No love, no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some mark on it forever.

Love is always in the mood of believing in miracles.

Love is my religion - I could die for it.

If I''d known I was going to live this long (100 years), I''d have taken better care of myself.

You love simply because you cannot help it.

True poets don''t write
Their thoughts with a pen...
They release the ink that flows
From within their heart.

Love is sometimes denied, sometimes lost,
sometimes unrecognized, but in the end,
always found with no regrets, forever valued
and kept treasured.

True happiness and a fullness of joy can be found only in the tender and intimate relationships of the family. However earnestly we may seek success and happiness outside the home through work, leisure activities, or large bank accounts, we will never be fully satisfied emotionally until we develop deep and loving relationships.

What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes?
A tannen-bomb.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.

Q. Why did the Leper go back into the shower?
A. He forgot his Head and Shoulders.

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.

Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers.

love is strange
Love is a strange thing. It is a flower, so delicate
that a touch will broke it
& so strong that nothing will stop its growth.
think how often we miss love in a life time by a wrong gesture..
by an unspoken word.. by not keeping silent at the right time..
we lose it by interference of other people,
by a lack of money and communication,
by a quarrel over something stupid and yet..
we cannot live without it..

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Q. Why don''t they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A. Because its finger licking good!

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

Are you allowed to kiss a nun?
Yes. But don''t get into the habbit.

Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

Why does an elephant have four feet?
Because it would look silly with six inches.

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.''s.