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When im dead and in my grave, no more pussy i will crave. And apon my headstone will be seen, here liies the bones of a fucking machine.
Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle if necessary, or let down one, according to circumstances; but on the first of January let every man gird himself once more, with his face to the front, and take no interest in the things that were and are past. ~Henry Ward Beecher
When God closes a door, He opens a window... but at times He shuts both, worry not for he would tear down the roof... so His blessings could overflow. Good Luck and God Bless!
When God drops needles and pins along your path in life, don''t avoid them. Pick them up and collect them. They were designed to teach you to be stronger.
LIFE is mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain. Just remember, there was never a cloud that the sun couldn''t shine through.
Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great. -Roger de Bussy-Rabutin
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don''t share it, you don''t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore
Be careful 2 whom u giv ur heart, bcoz when u giv ur heart 2 some1,
U r not only giving that person the right 2 love u but
Also the power 2 hurt u...
1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I''ll treasure the times we''ve spent together!
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Son saw parents doing sex & ask "Dad what''s going on?"
DAD:Teri Maa me PETROL bhar raha hun.
SON: dad MOM ki AVERAGE CHECK karwao, abhi uncle bhi TANK F
I would like 2 formally announce that i have started accepting "DIWALI" gifts in cash, cheques, choclates, cards & even gold. Avoid holiday rush. Send it now
Smthin is realisd as life goes on nvr ignore smbdy who cares 4u,coz smday u may find dat u hv lost a diamond coz u were busy collectin stones.
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( /#_)haaee rabba! Eni der v koi sounda hai ?,chalo utho main tuhanu good morning karni hai
Lab khamosh hojate hai jab tum samne aate ho, dil dhadakata hai jab nigahe milate ho, saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho, heart patient hoon itna kyon darate ho.
MAKAAN MAALIK:500 kiraaya hoga KIRAYEDAR:Theek hai,par apke Makaan me chuhey nach rahe hain. MAKAN MALIK:To saale,500 me kya BIPASHA nachegi.
Jo chehre se na jahir ho vo bat batau kaise,me usse payar karta hu usko batau kaise,din me vo zid karti hai chand dekhne ki.chand mere samne hai batau kaise.
Agar kal hum na bhi rahe.... Humari yaad sada rehegi..... Sirf nazre utha ke Chand ko dekhna Humari Dosti ki "TASVIR" vaha bhi rehegi.....!
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lady : helo ! police station ? a man has broken into my house n he is raping me righte nnnoww . caan yooouu ahahaahreestt hiimmm ...
toommmorroww moornning!
Have a "Heart" that never Break$,
Have a "Smile" that never Fades,
Have a touch that never Hurt$,
Have a "Friendship" that never Ends
Like Ours!
Im sorry but i dont wanna talk to you anymore.... good bye 4 ever
Mr Dr says i should avoid SWEET stuff...
and YOU are right at the top of the sweet list
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
bander ka bacha apni ma se bola ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.