Rana Wishes Collection - Page 17

YE DUA HAIN HAMARI ,ZINDAGI TUMHARI SAWAR JAAYE ,HAR NAJAR ME BAS PYAAR NAJAR AAYE...TUMHE JIS BAAT KI TALAASH HAIN DOSTWOH KHUD TERE PAAS CHALAKE AAYE.

Chand ke liye sitare anek han,
lekin sitaron ke liye chand ek hai.
Aapke liye to hazaron honge,
lekin hamare liye aap hi ek hain.

Gar hota woh saqi apni aankhon ke jaam ka
Gar milta na saqi sharab-e-haraam ka
Kiya ittefaaqat ne mujh ko barbaad wagarna
Naam apna bhi hota aala muqaam ka

Mohbbat karna koi zulm nahi,
Agar ki jaye usool se,
Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi,
Apne rasoul se

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!

Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it''s a gem!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you''re the only ten I see!

You''re like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can''t stop you!

I''m like Domino''s Pizza, if you don''t come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.

i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.

Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door

1 min, 1 hr, 1 day, 1 wk, 1 mth, 1 yr, no matter how long, I''ll treasure the times we''ve spent together! 

It may sound simple, nothing unique or original... but yet it means so much and take courage to say. I wanna tell you ''I Miss You Alot!'' 

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh... A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT... WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

Friendship like gardens, grow with beauty.

My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading.

A sardar ji went to party with his family and introduced them to his friends, saying...
I am sardar and this is my sardaarni. This is my kid and that is my kidney.

Guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"

Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1,a better model cums on the market!

The world is so more beautiful with you around!

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like your unrequited love.

Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?