Raj Wishes Collection - Page 16

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Main sabse naraj hu .. mujhe koi sms nahi bhejta.

Amorning is a wonderful blessing- either breezy r sunny. It stands for hope giving us another start of wat v call L+I+F+E. Have a lovely day...

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that''s where you get your shitty ideas from!

A friend is one who sees ur 1st drop of tear,


catches the 2nd,




stops the 3rd




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turns the 4th into a SMILE !!!

Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That s me! what a waste if u lose me..

QUALITY OF HUMOR doesnt depend on how funny or how corny our jokes mayb,but w/ d principal objective of spreading joy in your smile,in your mind,& in your heart

Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now

Wht did 1 magnet say 2 T oTr magnet?
I find U V @tractive.

If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn''t blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna.

1 day u''ll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you''re worth that sacrifice!

*In Reality*…. The Player Isn''t Actually Playing The Other Person...He''s Playing Himself...

God created mornings so that we can say how great the previous day has been and how wonderful the next 24 hours would be!

Someday, you will find one who will watch every sunrise with you until the sunset of your life. Baka tayo sipunin niyan. Good a.m.

Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge.aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye,duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye par yeh sms nahin karenge.

START
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WiTH A
SMiLE ..
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"''-''LJI_II_ILJ''-''" OYE CONTROL ! I said a day,not a week !!

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a kiss for u..
sweetheart

Sexy girl to doctor: my phone got stuck in my vagina in vibrating mode. Dr: Dnt worry i wil remove it. Grl: no Just recharge the battery.

Hamne jo bnaye Rishte kaise kaise ho gaye, kabhi Apke Dost the, ab Aise Vaise ho gaye, Agar abhi Aapne sms na bheje, Samjhenge Dost se pyare Paise ho gaye.

Khusbu ki tarah aapke pass bikhar jayenge.Sukun bankar dil me utar jayenge,mehsus karne ki koshish to kijiye,dur hote hue pass nazar aayenge.

Relationships r like violins, the music may stop now & then,but the strings remain attached forever. whether in touch or not.U r always remembered.

Question:Do you know what frustrates sardar?? ANSWER:-When his wife deliverr twins & he can''t find the father of the second child...!!

My dear child, finaly v have got independence 4 our nation 2day.
Sender:
Mahatma Gandhi +919998842000

Sent:
15-Aug-1947
00:01:39


sorry 4 d delay
-BSNL

Did u know Silent n Listen have d same letters. They may b different 4 others but 4 us.. they r d same bcoz wen ur silent ican still listen

* "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *

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thanks!
...for being one of my life''s
sweetest ('' '',)
friend... ( )**( )
(Pramod Borse, Nashik)

Humne To Socha Tha Ke Har Mod Pe Tume SMS Karenge Par Kya Karein Rasta Hi Sheedha Nikla..