Raj Wishes Collection - Page 10

Love touched her heart, and lo! It beats high, and burns with such brave hearts.

Why don''t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way...

What''s white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A fridge

If I knew missing you was going to be a part of my life, I never would have let you in.

Missing someone is your heart''s way of reminding you that you love them.

I have tried to move on but with every guy I feel more and more like I will never be able to replace you. And the sad thing is...I know I have already been replaced

It isn''t possible to love and to part.
You will wish that it was.
You can transmute love, ignore it, muddle it..
but you can never pull it out of you.

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman''s heart.

"A mighty pain to love it is, and ''tis a pain that pain to miss; but of all the pains, the greatest pain is to love, but love in vain."

Don''t mind Anybody say u
Don''t mind
Anybody say u fool
Don''t mind
Anybody say u hard
Don''t mind
Anybody say u poor
Don''t mind
Anybody say u low
Don''t mind
Anybody say u bad

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Life Looks Cute & Beautiful With a FRIEND Like You...Good day

2friends...see and saw.one day see saw sea and saw didnot see sea.see saw sea and jumped in sea,saw did not saw sea but also jumped into sea.see saw saw in sea and saw saw see in sea.see saw both saw sea and both saw and see were happy in see.

Last night i am try to sleep and thinking about you and it happend you came in my dream and say oh god i try to but your thinking disturbing me.....

"WHEN NITES R LONG AND FRENS R FEW...I SIT ALONE N THINK OF YA...WITH LOVELY HEART AND SILENT TEAR...ALL I WISH IS U TO BE HERE...miss ya..!!!

Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic.

Three mice are being chased by a cat. The mice were cornered when one of the mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" The surprised cat ran away scared. Later when the mice told their mother what happened, she smiled and said, "You see, it pays to be bilingual!"

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don''t, you''ve told her twice already!

Patient: Doctor, I think that I''ve bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I''ll be able to see if your neck leaks.

You Might Be an E.R. Volunteer if...
your immune system attacks a dog crossing your front garden.
you have delusions of being an emergency doctor.
the EMS guys think your name is the Coffee Mate.
you tell the doctors and nurses that you don''t get paid anything to do this and they look at you like you''r some kind of a freak.
your idea of a good time is a ...

Since I had treatment by a private doctor I''ve lost five kilos in weight. The doctor''s bill was so enormous I''ve been unable to afford to buy any food to eat.
''Doctor, doctor! My small son has just swallowed a roll of film.''
''Don''t worry. Let him rest a bit and we''ll wait and see what develops.''

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"No idea," replied the Father, "I''m still paying for it..."

Paint all the bars of soap in a house/residence/whatever with colorless nail polish (reserving, of course, one for oneself) then replacing them in the soapdishes. Those suckers won''t suds to save themselves.

if GOD give me 24 hrs b4 death.......
then i"ll spend 23 hrs wid U........
&
1 hr to find that person,who will care 4U
After MY DEATH....!!!!

kis kis ko kiss karoon
kis kis ko miss karoon
tum ko miss karoon to
kis kis ko kiss karoon

Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us "Happy eid".
Eid Mubarak

I don''t know how to say this. We are friends but I can''t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you''re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!

In politics, your enemies can''t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!