Shubhdeep Wishes Collection - Page 14

"motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shab hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Good Morning

Don't forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. Missing You!

A friend is like a book that has to be read to appreciate its beauty. As such, you're one of the finest books ever written. How I wish you could be reprinted!

Sitam dhane ke bhi had hote hai
pass na ane ke bhi had hote hai
roth jane ke bhi had hote hain
ek sms tu kardeya karo
paise bachane ke bhi had hote hain

teri ankhiyan de kol rahan,
mukhra na pase karan,
tera sade te sara jor ve,
tenu chad k kive ja sakda,
sadi zindgi ch na tere bina koi hor ve....

Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya, Mat Kaho Bura Us Ko
Ke Jo Huwa So Huwa Khush Rakhe Khuda Us Ko

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

heart is lyk a crystal,preserve it!
luv is lyk perfume,spread it!
feeling are lyk flood,flow it!
friendship is lyk an umbrella,cum lets share it!

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?

Once a crow shitted on a sardarji''s head. Sardarjis friend offered him a tissue. "No use too late.The crow is gone!! Sardarji said.wots up my dear?misin u all..

Wishy-washy Wanda watched her watch get washed.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Betty better butter Brad''s bread.

Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.

U to hum bhi madad kiya nahi karte,
chicken kya daal bhi diya nahi karte,
yeh DOSTI sirf apse hai warna message to kya hum kisi ko number bhi diya nahi karte.

Yamraj took a man on tour to hell. There he saw gandhi dancing with Bipasha.
He asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta Bipasha nu diti hai..

jo chupchap kisi se pyaar karte hain , wo kab mohabhat ka izhaar karte hain, zubaa se to kuch keh nahi pate ,magar aksar usike liye fariaad karte hain.

Kya aap Nonveg msg
padne me interested hai
to aage pade......































bus ye shikayat ab tumhari Mama ko lagaenge..Dekhna ab tum...

My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor''s say there are only 2 options left..
...I.C.U.
or.....







U.C. Me

If you r stressed,
You get pimples..
If you cry,
You get wrinkles..
Then why not to smile & get dimples???
Be happy always! GUDMORNING

Kissing you baby is my dream. I''m the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oopz! I miss "U"

When are men the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During sex cause they''re plugged into a genius!

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don''t get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

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GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

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